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Guide for cross service jargon -


TAGS: army marines airforce
Rating: 4.74/5

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ls1966 - December 13, 2012, 12:04 am
I retired From the Army after 23 Years, E-9 (CSM) 6 Tours an I realize this is for fun and humor. It is kind of like family, I can pick on my brother and sister however let an outsider do it! Hoo Ahh ..
blackdeath159 - June 26, 2012, 2:15 am
Hmmm.... don't the SEAL's call PJ's when they need help?
Pcat - April 24, 2012, 2:43 pm
I actually dont like the A-10....Bad rep for killing Marines....I prefer the AC-130
66gt40lm - April 21, 2012, 12:01 pm
There are people that do actually do **** in the AF, I just hate the reputation that the nonners got the AF. It's funny, though, because I actually do something in the AF. That A-10 you love so much is in the air because of me.
jedimonk - April 16, 2012, 2:06 pm
Work smarter, not harder; Unless you are incapable of the first.
GrandGremlin - April 16, 2012, 12:29 pm
I am just glad that I served with the 1% of Americans who volunteered for military service. I have served with members from all branches. All contributed to the defense of the U.S. Constitution. I wish to take nothing away from any US veteran.
Pcat - April 16, 2012, 10:09 am
Your sir are either a civilian or a POG in the AF. Either im glad I joined the Marines and not some branch of service that turns out service members as soft as marshmallows Semper Fi
OTC - April 16, 2012, 5:27 am
I'm not mad and I didn't bother with AF either, I went straight to the Marines.
cdc120602 - April 16, 2012, 2:03 am
Missed a perfect ASVAB score by one point. Proud Army veteran, thanks.
celticairborne - April 16, 2012, 12:54 am
66, don't speak unless you have anyclue what you're talking about. I bet my ASVAB is much higher than yours and most of the Air Force. I joined the Army because I wanted to do something. And AF SO=joke. I've been working joint SO for the last 8 years.
50cal - April 15, 2012, 9:16 pm

Everybody thinks the grass is greener on the other side. Only upside of airforce is base housing and better golf courses. Other then that it the same as any other. If you want to go there AF spec has limited participation in ops headed by ASF and Seals ;)
66gt40lm - April 15, 2012, 9:03 pm
Silly people from the Marines and Army get mad because they can't get into the Air Force. I guess getting a higher score on the ASVAB really does help. It's not like it's hard to do, why do they complain? Also, AF Spec Ops>other branch Spec Ops any day.


A-10's -


TAGS: airforce
Rating: 4.93/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 5:39 pm
C-5 section, by the look of things.
arcticfalcon662 - September 25, 2012, 7:47 am
What about cesarain?
falloutghoul - November 4, 2011, 7:39 pm
C-Section, of course.
jedimonk - September 6, 2011, 12:34 pm
What do they do in the event of a breech birth?


Guide to Hand Signals -




New awards -




Chairforce? -




Airforce -


TAGS: airforce
Rating: 3.76/5

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tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 4:14 pm
I didn't have much contact with the USAF. Plenty of respect for anyone who has the god-given good sense to bring a B-52 to a gunfight. But I can attest there's a lot of ugly neanderthals in the Corps.
pkbaf - November 30, 2012, 1:22 pm
As ex-AF I can say it's extremely funny!
50cal - May 3, 2012, 10:04 pm

its satire as stated in the forum.....as a vet myself I find this funny.
dyemarker - May 3, 2012, 9:48 pm
Honestly, this is not funny. I don't think any branch is easy to get into. They all take honor, dedication, and skill.


USAF ribbons! -




MI -




Airforce charts -




Why the branches have communication issues between them -




Don't do it.... -


TAGS: army navy marines airforce
Rating: 4.95/5

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Doc03911 - April 23, 2012, 8:48 pm
Saw that in the Stan


That good old food from below the boarder! -


TAGS: mexican airforce pilot
Rating: 4.57/5

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animebug - June 22, 2016, 3:20 pm
Pilot: "I told you what would happen if you didn't stop telling me how to fly the aircraft!"


Funny -




Clip vs Magazine -




Can you say win! -


TAGS: pilots airforce win
Rating: 4.88/5

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66gt40lm - March 30, 2013, 2:41 pm
Fact.


Win -


TAGS: airforce
Rating: 4.85/5

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falloutghoul - October 12, 2011, 5:54 pm
The Angels of Death soar above, decimating all that endanger our troops below...


Forever a soldier -




Amazing -


TAGS: airforce
Rating: 4.91/5

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dragonrider33 - February 1, 2014, 4:06 pm
Dammit!! He was ordered to NOT eat Taco Bell or White Castle for 48 hours before scheduled flights.
falloutghoul - March 3, 2012, 1:04 pm
"The sound barrier is like a brick wall in the sky; it'll rip your ears off if you try to go through it."


Pilots -




Never piss a photo op! -




Navy -




What a chair!! -


TAGS: rifle chair
Rating: 4.93/5

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BobChica - September 20, 2014, 1:29 pm
This is an ATF violation waiting to happen. Those two G3 receivers that make up the back rest are most certainly not torch-cut as required to be properly de-milled. Of course, they could be fake air-soft replica receivers...
tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 3:00 pm
Finally, someone has demonstrated to me an acceptable use for ATF de-milled firearms. Needs a more "Game of Kalashnikovs" type feel to it, for this is merely a chair, not a proper throne.
falloutghoul - May 23, 2012, 8:07 pm
To eBay!


Run baby run -


TAGS: air calvary
Rating: 4.68/5

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arcticfalcon662 - November 5, 2012, 11:47 am
Leg it!!!


Real miss america! -




New Air Force Awards -




Captured by G. Lucas -




The Air Force -




RIP Soldier -


TAGS: wild bill guarnere airborne army
Rating: 4.97/5

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Whitneymr - September 16, 2017, 7:10 am
My Dad was in the 101rst. I honestly saluted "Wild Bill"'s ph**o as soon as I saw it.
Pantharen - October 8, 2015, 12:19 am
HOORAH! My Great uncle was in both the First & Second World wars.


Pilot with some humor -




How the times have changed..... -




Wicked! -




That is crazy!!! -




Get'em! -




does it look like I GAF? -




Air support -


TAGS: airforce win
Rating: 4.9/5

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Pikeman - October 28, 2015, 11:25 am
Air superiority is very useful but the F-22 does not do ground attack.
BobChica - September 19, 2014, 1:03 am
Cutting-edge tech is rarely of much benefit on the battlefield. Ask the mudsloggers on the ground what kind of support they'd rather have and the answer will be A-10, AH-64, or AH-1. You'll never hear a grunt wishing he had more F-22's in the air.
66gt40lm - January 31, 2013, 9:11 pm
They don't use the 22's in combat, they are unnecessary ;) An F-15E, however, very necessary, useful and far superior! Trust me, I know ;)
falloutghoul - January 8, 2013, 9:12 am
I prefer F-22 Raptors. More advanced, and easy to make the transition. :-)


PTSD -




Stationed in Germany! -




Budget cuts! -




Felt a bump...... -


TAGS: airforce
Rating: 4.77/5

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MashiMashi - December 21, 2011, 6:56 pm
next time instead of xtreme ski-boarding go fishing with your old man.


the last big one is gone -


TAGS: airforce thermonuclear dismantled
Rating: 4.75/5

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- October 25, 2011, 7:06 pm
Problem A: they have been the biggest deterring factor of a new global war with other developed nations.... Interesting to see where things go as the stock piles are dismantled.


lol -




New precision round -




A tad bit of snow! -




Airman Fail -




Air-force Bomber crew -




airdrop -




Traffic? -


TAGS: plane airforce
Rating: 4.67/5

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falloutghoul - April 29, 2012, 11:54 am
Somebody's been playing GTA: SA.
bididi04 - April 28, 2012, 5:46 pm
CJ m**********r


Now that the bombs done... lunch! -




New stealth fighter..... -




Crack crew -




Warfighters -




Now that is an awesome wheel chair! -




Hump Day Quote -




Wicked cool -




Vets new chairs! -




Truth -




Medals -


TAGS: marines army navy air force
Rating: 4.73/5

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MashiMashi - August 22, 2012, 7:06 pm
I'm not going to BOMB this but this is the most stoooopid one of scene yet. I don't belive JOLO and the girls are earing PURPLE HEARTS, Branze stars and combat action badges. Plus i was deployed and the only people who earned the bronze star were remfs


Nice try!!! -




That will do! -




Damn airmen!!! -




nice! -




almost got it! -




How how do I do that thing again? -




Funny crews... -




Winning of hearts and minds -




Military Humor -




Duh! -




Little to late? -




Rolling with the top down! -




Funny -




Airforce -


TAGS: airforce
Rating: 4.75/5

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gojira1951 - October 19, 2014, 1:58 am
Hit that on the head! Then, 20 years from now, the Pilots expect to all be Colonels or Generals. The rest of you peons? Forget it.


There your problem captain.... -




Catch Me If You Cann -




Wicked -




Nose Art -




Oh yeah!! -




Maintenance Fail -




Oh that is epic! -


TAGS: win meme army airforce ammo
Rating: 4/5

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cheesefrog - July 31, 2012, 8:58 pm
what happens when they get to the hops?


Dude no... -




Women for the win! -


TAGS: airforce women pilots
Rating: 5/5

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66gt40lm - January 31, 2013, 9:25 pm
Why are all the pilots in my squadron dudes?! I'd love to redball them!
MPsniper - January 5, 2013, 8:53 am
it's amazing....that a kitchen can be fitted into an F-15


Special delivery! -


TAGS: airforce
Rating: 5/5

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falloutghoul - December 19, 2011, 9:09 pm
Porcelain Surprise!


Airstrikes, because when you've it flaunt it! -




Give it a crank! -




Take that euros! -




Drop in! -




Fact -




Truth! -




Deck crews -




Train them young! -




That a way! -




Old school compact cameras! -




German air force accident! -


TAGS: airforce germany accident
Rating: 5/5

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falloutghoul - July 15, 2012, 2:07 pm
Schiesse!


WTF is this S*%#! -




Get ready for the kickoff -




Airforce -




Well now! -




WHEN POT-SMOKING HIPPIES JUST AREN'T GETTING THE JOB DONE -




This is the problem with air drops.... -




The rear guy.... -




Is this jet legit? -


TAGS: airforce radar
Rating: 4.75/5

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Pikeman - November 9, 2015, 12:01 am
Somebody used Ph**oshop.
hazefully - February 13, 2013, 12:34 pm
No,actually,the radar above is the one of the Awacs you con see behind,this plane is a panavia tornado gr2 fighter/bomber plane
falloutghoul - February 11, 2013, 5:07 pm
Must be some Reconnassaince type.


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